Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Love Lockdown


So I’m at work watching Lockup: Extended Stay and this episode is titled “Love in Lockup”. The show begins to highlight different inmates in romantic relationships, and how the prison tries to prevent such relationships. The administration was asked by the production crew why they wanted to prevent these things, and they replied “it’s to keep confusion, and fights to a minimum”. This made me create a scenario, what if I got locked up? Granted I would have to be involved in some pretty illicit behavior in order to be sent to the clink, but really what if? Would I have a prison boo?  Who knows, it’s a possibility that out of 20 convicted felons there’s a least 1 or 2 that’s kind of hot. I can go a step further and hope maybe they got sent there for a non violent crime like check fraud or identity theft. The possibilities are endless! Lol the truth is more than likely a lil bleaker though. My thoughts are there’s probably a high crack head to prostitute ratio in most facilities and not much else in between, so I’d just find Allah, read a ton, learn a bunch of big ass words no one knows, use them in regular convo, and call it a few years. What about you though? What would you guys do if you got sent up the river? Tell us!!!!

1 comment:

  1. heck yes I would....I need cigarettes and commissary...and someone (who shall remain nameless) told me she would leave me if I ever went to prison soooooooooooooo....eff that. one to the next one lol. hopefully that hx doesn't have AIDS because thennnnnn that would suck.

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