Friday, January 29, 2010

How many of us have them?

I always love a good adventure.

AND AIN'T NOBODY FRESHER!






I'm in Maison, Martin Margiela!! Shoe game!!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

I'm In Miami B!!!!!!tch

For all intents and purposes I'd like to give my winter coat the finger!
REAL NICE N BIG!
...And not the one followed by alil fellatious activity.

THE LESBIFRIENDS ARE INVADING MIAMI THIS WEEKEND.
HOLD YOUR HEAD AND BRACE YOUR NECK.
AND PLEASE BE READY TO BEND THAT BACK.
WE'RE JUKIN'!



Barbie Loves Her Accessories

Sunday, January 24, 2010

The subject of haute

The Mafia of Fashion.

I only post this to inform you. The subject of Haute Couture and the perception "fashionistas" have taken has greatly disturbed me in a couple of ways in which I will explain in only Facts. If you have a “passion for fashion” this pertains to those of you that simply just don’t know. I just ask that you know your History.

First. Pronounce Check.
HAUTE |ōt| (or haut) Which we all should know means fashionably elegant or high-class. However, if you are conversing or thought that pronouncing the ‘H’ in Haute was okay, then you were misguided. The ‘H’ is silent, you know, just like the ‘H’ in herbs. The other night, I was watching a YouTube video of June Ambrose (Stylist) and I noticed, while all in her fabulosity, she kept sounding out the ‘H’ in Haute in her dialect. Yet to mention, throwing around the word Haute is a big No No in Fashion itself. Which brings me to the next fact...
Second. The Core Meaning of Haute Couture
Haute Couture is the most expensive garment there is on the planet. Why? Because of the preparation and the dedication. The best seamtresses sew every part, every seam of a dress by hand… Usually taking days to complete one dress BY HAND. Details is heavily defined when dealing with an Haute Couture piece. Not only sewing the dress by hand is a requirement to speak of Haute Couture, but the fabric itself is also why a garment would run you about a half a million dollars or more…Right. Haute Couture is a protected name used by only firms that meet certain well-defined standards. Simply Put. When I mentioned The Mafia Of Fashion, that is exactly what I meant. Considered the Father of Haute Couture, Charles Frederick Worth, wouldn’t be so pleased to hear how loosely and degrading some people have used the word ‘Haute’ or any Fashion House for that matter. In France, the term haute couture is protected by law and is defined by the Chambre de commerce et d'industrie de Paris. Their rules state that only "those companies mentioned on the list drawn up each year by a commission domiciled at the Ministry for Industry are entitled to avail themselves" of the label haute couture. The criteria for haute couture were established in 1945 and updated in 1992.


read more after the HUMP

Saturday, January 23, 2010

The Phuckery Revival

So your local superhomos, The LesbiFriends,
invaded Plush Ultra Lounge and well...
Phuckery by the boat load.


...while we have your undivided attention...
just wanna keep you abreast of whats next.
:: 02.14.10 ::
STUPID CUPID
make up or break up
:: 02.14.10 ::
we'll have a live band jam sessionin' w/ a DJ...
you prolly wont wanna miss it.

#TRACKLEGS

Monday, January 18, 2010

Everyone But Beyonce III

Ebony Thomas
Ebony is the lead singer of the British, afro-punk band Ebony Bones.

songwriter record producer self-taught musician
QUIET!
She has something to SAY!
'...a majority of music in the mainstream world is about nothing'
(Enjoy)

PS, They'll be here in ChicaGO 2/6/20X @ The Green Dolphin.
(I think you should come)

-bearhugs & sweetkisses

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

raindrops (them oohs, them ahhs)

if you thought you had a good time at a strip club before, take a trip to magic city so you can realize you never knew what good was. chum it up with the 400lbs bouncer who will try to befriend you, after sending you back to your car because he found the camera you thought you could sneak in. make a bee line for the bar and spend 15 minutes deciding between the high priced shots or a bottle, whilst being distracted by the bartender's melons (she will put your debit card and ID between them if you keep your tab open). grab a seat front & center and prepare to be amazed, fall in love, spend your rent money, and get high off contact.

tight weave. flat stomachs. double clit rings. thigh high boots. soft skin. straight teeth. track legz.

Saturday, January 9, 2010

The Head Game Follies Pt. 1

We’ve all been there. 
You meet, you’re attracted, you chit and chat, get to know one another. You think she’s amazing, and then…..you have sex. 
Wiggedy Wiggedy Wack son! 


Head is thee worst. No direction, no clue, no good! It’s a travesty. What a waste. I implore you all to be confident in what you do, however never, and I mean never be bad in bed. Don’t even dilute yourself with thoughts of “I’m pretty good” when you’re not, cause you’ll be led astray every time.  Our little community is small, believe me, your girl tells her girls when you fail, and we’re snickering behind your back. *smh* poor thing. 

The culprits:  

The Overly Confident





They talk too much about what they’d do to you, brag about being the best. Tell you you’ll never find another as skilled as them, and in actuality they come close to gnawing your clit off.

The Lazy Mouth: 





This person probably means well, but lacks motivation, and direction.
The experience can be compared to nothing more than watching paint dry, as you feel absolutely nothing except the urge to yell STOP!

The Over Achiever: 





I commend anyone who wants to be good at what they do, but there’s such a thing as over kill. You don’t have to prove anything. I don’t need you to suck me till I’m numb. You can replace the “n” with a “c” loose the “b” and stop there, please, and thank you.

The Selfish: 





This really grinds my gears. This woman teases you to no end, samples the “merch” during, without really diving in, but always passes out post climax, and leaves you hot and bothered with empty promises of “let me lay here a second, and I got you” or “you took all my energy”. Bullshit!

Yikes! I’m starting to get flashbacks, so I’ll stop here. If you have any examples, please post.

A Dressers Best Friend


If you are a connoisseur of bow ties, pause for a moment of empathy. Whether you like them or not, bow ties are a classic staple for any smart dresser. It also shows that you care about your appearance. You find yourself making sure its straight every 17 minutes with an
‘I look better than you’ smirk on your face all day and what tops it off is the style, texture, and creativeness of the Bow Tie.
Its Truly A Clean Finish.

Take a look at these David Hart & Company's authentic Scottish tartan bow ties below. Each tie is 100% premium imported wool from one of the oldest weaving mills in Scotland and tipped with rich Italian silk. Hand made with the utmost attention to detail. This is Real Haute.

Start @ $115 to get your bow tie game up visit the website http://www.davidhartnyc.com/

Now tell me you don’t feel me. ‘Ye does…


Monday, January 4, 2010

Everyone But Beyonce II

Sylvia Black
Lead singer of the Brooklyn bound band KUDU.
I found what she wrote in her 'About Me' section on myspace interesting.
So Ill have her speak for herself.
She's BAAAD.



"This illy cat back at it, still throwin crack at it, still fuckin with them crack addix, still bustin wit them black 'matics... it aint the bux, it's the rush and tryin to git my ass at it... They say I think ass backwards... Fuck how I act, as long as I stack, it's all mathmatics"... Body of the Mominatrix, but I aint got no kids. Left Handed. I enjoy long walks off short piers, redneck women and long-neck beers... Scaring is caring...
I like to release a single white dove every time I climax...

Friday, January 1, 2010

NYE 2009

Hope you all brought in the new year as nearly as bangin' as we did.
We wish you a Happy & Safe New Year!
From your favorites, Lesbifriends.




(SadiyyaAmeena)