Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Barely Legal

In honour (that's the refined British way of spelling) of the new LesbiFriends Junior League Parties (18 to cum, 21 to swallow ftw), I present to you: [Not Quite] Jail Bait!
Indulge! They look young, so you feel dirty... but they're 18 and up, so you don't feel like a criminal. Thank me later.
After you're done browsing the pics, check below for some fun statutory rape laws. It's my duty to find those loopholes for you*
gracie carvalho, 20

bria murphy, 20

emanuela de paula, 21

montana fishburne**, 20

keke palmer, 18

zoe kravitz, 23


* just jokes, kiddies! the LesbiFriends do not in any way condone sex with minors under any circumstances. not even if you're R. Kelly (but we WILL still support your musical endeavors).
**montana fishburne is a filthy tramp; don't like her in real life. unless you like that sort of thing. who are we to judge!
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FYI: age of consent in Idaho is 14. age of consent in Mexico is only 12 (sickos)!! In New York and [randomly] in Antigua, if you "believed" the person was of age, that's a valid defense. Saudi Arabia has NO legal age of consent. Happy Trails.

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